Nothing says eye roll like a good, old-fashioned dad joke. Those corny one-liners are gold for dads and Father’s Day is the perfect time for him to practice them in front of a live and adoring crowd. Brace yourself. If you’re a dad and need some inspiration, we’ve got you covered with 14 of the best dad jokes around.
- "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
- "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
- "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
- "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
- "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."
- "My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."
- "Do you wanna box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
- "I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"
- "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
- "Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."
- "When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."
- "If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?" "An iWitness."
- "What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
- “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
Happy Father’s Day.