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DAD JOKES - SORTED

Wednesday, June 08, 2022

Nothing says eye roll like a good, old-fashioned dad joke. Those corny one-liners are gold for dads and Father’s Day is the perfect time for him to practice them in front of a live and adoring crowd.  Brace yourself. If you’re a dad and need some inspiration, we’ve got you covered with 14 of the best dad jokes around. 

  1. "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
  2. "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
  3. "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
  4. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
  5. "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."
  6. "My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."
  7. "Do you wanna box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them." 
  8. "I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"
  9. "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
  10. "Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."
  11. "When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."
  12. "If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?" "An iWitness."
  13. "What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
  14. “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

Happy Father’s Day.